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Officially a Handful Kids T-Shirt | Funny 5th Birthday Shirt | E.P.U. ASSET Collection

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FIVE YEARS. FIVE FINGERS. ONE OFFICIAL HANDFUL!

Mission accomplished! Your little ASSET has officially reached Level 5, and the entire household has been placed on high alert!

Introducing the Officially a Handful Kids T-Shirt, part of the Exhausted Parental ASSET Collection!

Five years of adventures, endless questions, big personalities, questionable decisions, and unforgettable memories. Turning five is a major milestone, and this little recruit has officially earned their HANDFUL status!

Featuring a small, military-inspired Exhausted Parental Unit ASSET badge on the front and a bold "OFFICIALLY A HANDFUL" graphic on the back, complete with a playful little handprint, distressed detailing, and our signature red, black, and cream color scheme.

Perfect for fifth birthday celebrations, birthday parties, family photos, matching parent-and-child outfits, and celebrating the little personalities who make every day an adventure!

DESIGN DETAILS

  • Small Exhausted Parental Unit ASSET badge on the front left chest

  • Large "OFFICIALLY A HANDFUL" graphic on the back

  • Playful five-finger handprint design

  • Bold, distressed military-inspired graphics

  • DTG-printed design

  • Part of the Exhausted Parental ASSET Collection

A fun and memorable fifth birthday gift for boys and girls who have officially mastered the art of keeping everyone on their toes!

MISSION STATUS: Five years completed. Handful status confirmed.

Pair with our adult Exhausted Parental Unit shirts for matching family outfits that celebrate the beautiful chaos of raising little humans!

Made by an Exhausted Parent, for Exhausted Parents and People everywhere.

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More details

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed unisex fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Officially a Handful Kids T-Shirt | Funny 5th Birthday Shirt | E.P.U. ASSET Collection Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
20.88
15.25
M
22.13
16.25
L
23.38
17.25
XL
24.38
18.25

Our suppliers provide these measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A helpful tip! Compare the measurements given here with a similar product you have at home to ensure a good fit.

A Length

Start measuring from the collar at the top of the shirt (at the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin the measurement at the seam right under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.