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Mission Loading 2027 Women's V-Neck

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MISSION LOADING. EXPECTED DEPLOYMENT: 2027. 🚨

Attention, Exhausted Parental Unit! A new recruit is officially on the way!

Whether you're preparing for your very first mission into parenthood or expanding an already exhausted unit, this one's for you.

Our Women's E.P.U. Mission Loading V-Neck features a bold, distressed military-inspired badge complete with our signature low-battery symbol, mission progress bar, and Expected Deployment: 2027 announcement.

Perfect for pregnancy reveals, announcement photos, gender reveal celebrations, or proudly showing off your newest assignment.

MISSION DETAILS:

  • Women's V-neck T-shirt

  • Bold red, white, and black E.P.U. insignia

  • Expected Deployment: 2027 design

  • Front-only DTG-printed graphic

  • Blank back

  • Military-inspired pregnancy announcement

MISSION STATUS: LOADING...

NEW RECRUIT: EXPECTED 2027.

SLEEP RESERVES: ALREADY UNDER REVIEW. 😂

Welcome to the Exhausted Parental Unit. Your newest mission is about to begin!

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More details

  • Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Soft fabric
  • Women's relaxed fit
  • V-neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Mission Loading 2027 Women's V-Neck Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
25
18
M
25
20
L
26
22
XL
27
24
2XL
28
26

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.