Exhausted Elf Unit Men's Tee | Black
🎄 E.E.U. | EXHAUSTED ELF UNIT
MISSION: MAKE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
The tree isn't going to decorate itself. The cookies won't bake themselves. And apparently, somebody has to make sure the reindeer are fed, too.
Welcome to the Exhausted Elf Unit, where holiday magic is mandatory, sleep is optional, and mission completion is nonnegotiable.
Designed for the dads, husbands, uncles, and honorary Christmas elves working behind the scenes to make the holidays unforgettable.
MISSION DETAILS:
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Men's graphic T-shirt
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Small E.E.U. insignia on the front
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Large military-inspired Christmas mission badge on the back
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Festive red, green, and black artwork
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DTG-printed graphics
OFFICIAL MISSION OBJECTIVES:
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Tree assembled
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Tiny humans fed
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Cookies baked
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Reindeer food ready
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Read the books
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Get everyone in bed
MISSION STATUS: CHRISTMAS MAGIC IN PROGRESS.
Because somebody has to make Christmas happen, even when the elves are exhausted.
Made by an Exhausted Parent, for Exhausted Parents and People everywhere.
More details
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Exhausted Parental Apparel
- Email: exhausted-parental-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Exhausted Elf Unit Men's Tee | Black Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
17
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|