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I Have Opinions Toddler T-Shirt | Funny Toddler Graphic Tee | Exhausted Parental ASSET Collection

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Small Human. BIG Opinions. 

Introducing the I Have Opinions Toddler T-Shirt, part of the Exhausted Parental ASSET Collection!

They've mastered walking, discovered the word "NO," and somehow become the household's chief decision-maker. From negotiating snacks and refusing bedtime to insisting they can do EVERYTHING themselves, these little assets have officially entered their most opinionated phase!

This funny toddler graphic tee features a small, military-inspired Exhausted Parental Unit ASSET badge on the front and a bold "I HAVE OPINIONS" graphic on the back, complete with our signature low-battery icon, distressed detailing, and red, black, and cream accents.

Perfect for everyday toddler adventures, family outings, funny toddler photos, birthday gifts, matching parent-and-child outfits, and the little personalities who keep everyone laughing (and negotiating).

DESIGN DETAILS

  • Small E.P.U. ASSET badge on the front left chest

  • Large "I HAVE OPINIONS" graphic on the back

  • Signature low-battery icon

  • Bold military-inspired distressed design

  • DTG-printed graphics

  • Bella+Canvas toddler short-sleeve T-shirt

  • Available in black, sizes 2T–5T

  • Part of the Exhausted Parental ASSET Collection

MISSION STATUS: Opinions activated. Compliance optional. 

Pair with our adult Exhausted Parental Unit shirts for matching family outfits that perfectly capture the beautiful chaos of raising little humans!

Made by an Exhausted Parent, for Exhausted Parents and People everywhere.

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More details

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Colombia Blue is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester.
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Have Opinions Toddler T-Shirt | Funny Toddler Graphic Tee | Exhausted Parental ASSET Collection Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Body length Width
2T
15 1/2
12
3T
16 1/2
13
4T
17 1/2
14
5T
18 1/2
15

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Body Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Chest Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.