Women's E.P.U. Asset Now Has Opinions V-Neck T-Shirt | Funny Mom Life Shirt | Parenting Humor Graphic Tee | Gift for Moms
The asset has developed independent thought. Parental authority is now under review.
Remember when your child was a sweet little baby who couldn't argue about bedtime, negotiate snack selections, or question your every decision?
Those were simpler times.
Introducing our E.P.U. (Exhausted Parental Unit) Asset Now Has Opinions Women's V-Neck T-Shirt, designed for the moms raising strong-willed, independent thinkers who have discovered the wonderful world of expressing their opinions... loudly, frequently, and with absolutely impeccable timing.
From toddlers who refuse the cup they specifically requested to school-aged kids negotiating household rules and teenagers convinced they know everything, parenting has officially entered a new phase of operations.
Why You'll Love It:
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Funny Asset Now Has Opinions graphic featuring E.P.U.'s signature military-inspired parenting humor
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Women's V-neck style for a casual, everyday look
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Front-only graphic with a plain back
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Perfect for school drop-offs, errands, family outings, playdates, and everyday mom life
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A funny, relatable gift for moms of toddlers, kids, tweens, and teenagers
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Part of the Exhausted Parental apparel collection celebrating the beautiful chaos of raising children
Mission Update: Asset Now Has Opinions
Toddler Division: Requests a specific snack. Immediately rejects it.
Little Kid Division: Has strong opinions about clothing, bedtime, and why your rules make absolutely no sense.
Tween Division: Every instruction is now subject to negotiation.
Teen Division: Parental expertise has been deemed unnecessary. All decisions will be challenged.
Command Status: Exhausted. Frequently questioned. Still technically in charge.
Because raising children who think for themselves is exactly what we want... until those independent thinkers start questioning everything from dinner plans to our entire parenting philosophy!
Whether you're navigating toddler tantrums, elementary-school debates, or teenage negotiations, you've officially earned your place in the unit.
Designed by an Exhausted Parent, for Exhausted Parents and People everywhere.
More details
- Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 32 singles
- Soft fabric
- Women's relaxed fit
- V-neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Exhausted Parental Apparel
- Email: contact@support.exhaustedparental.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Women's E.P.U. Asset Now Has Opinions V-Neck T-Shirt | Funny Mom Life Shirt | Parenting Humor Graphic Tee | Gift for Moms Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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S
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25
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18
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M
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25
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20
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L
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26
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22
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XL
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27
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24
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2XL
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28
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26
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