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Sleep Reserves Critically Low Women's V-Neck

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SLEEP RESERVES CRITICALLY LOW

Sleep is apparently optional now.

Official status report: sleep reserves are critically low.

This E.P.U. Badge Series design is for the parents, caregivers, and chronically tired humans functioning on questionable amounts of rest and sheer determination. Featuring the signature Exhausted Parental Unit low-battery badge, it’s basically a wearable warning label for anyone who hasn’t had enough sleep since… honestly, who remembers?

Perfect for school runs, weekend chaos, coffee stops, errands, family outings, or anywhere else you’re expected to function like a well-rested adult.

E.P.U. = Exhausted Parental Unit

Made by an Exhausted Parent, for Exhausted Parents and People everywhere.

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More details

  • Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Soft fabric
  • Women's relaxed fit
  • V-neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Sleep Reserves Critically Low Women's V-Neck Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
25
18
M
25
20
L
26
22
XL
27
24
2XL
28
26

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.