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Asset is Officially a Handful Women's V-Neck

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Congratulations. You’ve officially survived five years with the asset.

Five years of missions, negotiations, questionable decisions, unexpected objectives, and somehow keeping everyone operational.

The E.P.U. Asset Is Officially a Handful Tee celebrates the moment your tiny recruit officially becomes a handful, five whole years old and fully equipped with opinions, energy, and increasingly sophisticated demands.

Featuring EPU’s military-inspired Mission Log design, it’s made for the parental unit commemorating five years of active service.

Mission status: Five years complete
Asset status: Officially a handful
Parental unit: Still operational

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More details

  • Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Soft fabric
  • Women's relaxed fit
  • V-neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.