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Asset Now Has Opinions Women's Tee

£23.16 (plus tax)
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Mission update: the asset has developed opinions. Strong ones.

The E.P.U. Mission Log: Asset Now Has Opinions Tee is for the parental unit who remembers when the tiny human simply went wherever they were carried and would now like it formally documented that those days are over.

Featuring a small EPU badge on the front and an oversized distressed “Asset Now Has Opinions” mission badge on the back, this design brings EPU’s military-inspired humor to one of parenting’s most recognizable milestones: the moment your child realizes they have preferences, objections, negotiations, and absolutely no intention of keeping any of them to themselves.

Bold. Distressed. Slightly exhausted.

Mission status: ongoing.

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More details

  • Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Soft fabric
  • Women's relaxed fit
  • V-neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Asset Now Has Opinions Women's Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
25
18
M
25
20
L
26
22
XL
27
24
2XL
28
26

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.