Asset is Officially a Handful Men's Tee
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Congratulations. You’ve officially survived five years with the asset.
Five years of missions, negotiations, questionable decisions, unexpected objectives, and somehow keeping everyone operational.
The EPU Asset Is Officially a Handful Tee celebrates the moment your tiny recruit officially becomes a handful — five whole years old and fully equipped with opinions, energy, and increasingly sophisticated demands.
Featuring EPU’s military-inspired Mission Log design, it’s made for the parental unit commemorating five years of active service.
Mission status: Five years complete
Asset status: Officially a handful
Parental unit: Still operational
More details
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Exhausted Parental Apparel
- Email: exhausted-parental-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Asset is Officially a Handful Men's Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
17
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
