Women's E.P.U. Asset Now Has Opinions T-Shirt | Funny Mom Shirt | Women's Relaxed Fit Parenting Graphic Tee | Mom Life Gift
The asset has developed independent thought. Command is no longer in control.
Remember when your child was a tiny, adorable human who happily went along with whatever you decided?
Yeah. Those days are OVER.
Introducing our E.P.U. (Exhausted Parental Unit) Asset Now Has Opinions Women's Relaxed Fit T-Shirt, designed for moms navigating that beautiful, hilarious, and occasionally exhausting stage of parenting when their little humans discover they have opinions... and absolutely no hesitation about sharing them.
From toddlers demanding the correct color cup to big kids negotiating every household rule and teenagers questioning your entire existence, the mission has officially become more complicated.
Why You'll Love It:
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Funny Asset Now Has Opinions graphic with E.P.U.'s signature military-inspired parenting humor
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Women's relaxed-fit style for comfortable, casual everyday wear
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Front-only graphic with a plain back
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Perfect for school pickups, errands, family outings, playdates, and surviving another round of unsolicited opinions
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A fun gift for moms of toddlers, school-aged kids, tweens, and teenagers
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Part of the Exhausted Parental collection celebrating the wonderfully unpredictable reality of raising children
Mission Update: Asset Now Has Opinions
Toddler Phase: Refuses the blue cup. Demands the blue cup.
Little Kid Phase: Suddenly has strong opinions about outfits, snacks, bedtime, and absolutely everything you suggest.
Tween Phase: Questions your decisions like they're preparing for a courtroom debate.
Teen Phase: Apparently knows everything. Your expertise is no longer required.
Parental Status: Exhausted. Outnumbered. Still technically in charge.
Because raising independent thinkers is the goal... even when those independent thinkers are questioning every single decision you make!
Wear it proudly, Mama. You're raising a future adult with a mind of their own, and surviving the process deserves recognition.
Designed by an Exhausted Parent, for Exhausted Parents and People everywhere.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Women's relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Exhausted Parental Apparel
- Email: contact@support.exhaustedparental.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Women's E.P.U. Asset Now Has Opinions T-Shirt | Funny Mom Shirt | Women's Relaxed Fit Parenting Graphic Tee | Mom Life Gift Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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25.25
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18 1/2
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7.75
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M
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26
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20
|
8 1/2
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L
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26.75
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22
|
8.75
|
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XL
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27 1/2
|
24
|
9 1/2
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2XL
|
28.25
|
26
|
10.25
|
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3XL
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29
|
28
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10.75
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