Asset Now Has Opinions Men's Tee
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Mission update: the asset has developed opinions. Strong ones.
The E.P.U. Mission Log: Asset Now Has Opinions Tee is for the parental unit who remembers when the tiny human simply went wherever they were carried and would now like it formally documented that those days are over.
Featuring a small EPU badge on the front and an oversized distressed “Asset Now Has Opinions” mission badge on the back, this design brings EPU’s military-inspired humor to one of parenting’s most recognizable milestones: the moment your child realizes they have preferences, objections, negotiations, and absolutely no intention of keeping any of them to themselves.
Bold. Distressed. Slightly exhausted.
Mission status: ongoing.
More details
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Exhausted Parental Apparel
- Email: exhausted-parental-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Asset Now Has Opinions Men's Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
17
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
