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ASSET Toddler T-Shirt | Funny Toddler Graphic Tee | Matching Family Shirts | Exhausted Parental product image (1)
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ASSET Toddler T-Shirt | Funny Toddler Graphic Tee | Matching Family Shirts | Exhausted Parental

$26.72 CAD
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Small Recruit. Big Mission. 

Introducing the ASSET Toddler T-Shirt, part of the Exhausted Parental ASSET Collection!

They may be little, but they're already running the entire operation! From endless energy and unexpected adventures to snack negotiations and bedtime battles, these tiny recruits keep everyone on their toes.

Featuring our signature military-inspired ASSET nameplate on the front, complete with a low-battery icon, distressed detailing, and bold red, black, and cream accents, this funny toddler graphic tee celebrates the little humans who make parenting one unforgettable mission.

Perfect for everyday adventures, daycare outfits, family outings, birthday gifts, matching parent-and-child shirts, and the little personalities who make every day interesting!

DESIGN DETAILS

  • Bold ASSET nameplate graphic on the front

  • Clean, blank back

  • Signature low-battery icon

  • Distressed military-inspired design

  • DTG-printed graphic

  • Bella+Canvas toddler short-sleeve T-shirt

  • Available in sizes 2T–5T

  • Part of the Exhausted Parental ASSET Collection

MISSION STATUS: Tiny recruit. Maximum chaos. 

Pair with our adult Exhausted Parental Unit shirts for matching family outfits that celebrate the beautiful chaos of raising little humans!

Made by an Exhausted Parent, for Exhausted Parents and People everywhere.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Colombia Blue is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester.
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

ASSET Toddler T-Shirt | Funny Toddler Graphic Tee | Matching Family Shirts | Exhausted Parental Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Body length Width
2T
15 1/2
12
3T
16 1/2
13
4T
17 1/2
14
5T
18 1/2
15

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Body Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Chest Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.