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Asset Now Has Opinions Men's Tee

$46.10 AUD (plus tax)
Free shipping when you spend $108.99+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Mission update: the asset has developed opinions. Strong ones.

The E.P.U. Mission Log: Asset Now Has Opinions Tee is for the parental unit who remembers when the tiny human simply went wherever they were carried and would now like it formally documented that those days are over.

Featuring a small EPU badge on the front and an oversized distressed “Asset Now Has Opinions” mission badge on the back, this design brings EPU’s military-inspired humor to one of parenting’s most recognizable milestones: the moment your child realizes they have preferences, objections, negotiations, and absolutely no intention of keeping any of them to themselves.

Bold. Distressed. Slightly exhausted.

Mission status: ongoing.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  • Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
  • Regular fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Asset Now Has Opinions Men's Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
17
S
28
19
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare the measurements provided in this guide with a similar product you own by measuring it yourself at home.


A Length

Start the measurement at the top edge of the tee, right beside the collar (at the Highest Point Shoulder), and extend the tape to the tee's bottom.


B Width

Begin measuring at the seam right below one sleeve, stretch the tape across to the corresponding seam under the other sleeve.